What I realized is, that there is no new fashion for real men out there.
The ones I've seen are either for hipsters, either gay... and if I would see someone out of my friends wearing those clothes I would probably laugh my ass off.
I mean... what the fu*k is happening? Are there no more real men out there, only freaks like this? I always hated fashion t.v. and everything that has to do with new fashion trends... but this is taking it too far.
Anyways... I didn't want to talk about fashion at all. Since I want everyone to be sweetened up, I thought I will share some weird candies from all around the world. I challenge you to taste any of them!
1. Blood vials
I'm not sure if this should be considered morbid or not, but I swear, I would love to try this one out. Apparently it's cherry flavored... whatever the hell is in it.2. Bust up gum
Are you a woman? Unhappy with your breast size? Well, the makers of Bust Up Gum claim chewing their gum can make your breasts fuller and firmer. They also claim the gum can improve the look of your hair and nails.3. Ika
This concoction consists of dried squid covered in chocolate. Hey, why not? The French did it with ants, you know.4. Grilled lamb caramels
The title says it all, I guess...5. Uncle Urnie's Candy Ashes
Have you ever been to a funeral where the dearly departed was cremated, and rather than sitting around looking at a big, heavy coffin, you’re looking at a big, heavy urn filled with the ashes of said deceased person? Now, have you ever once thought to yourself, “You know, I bet it’d be fun to eat those ashes”?If you have, then you’re either some kind of horrific monster, or you’re the creator of Uncle Urnie’s Candy Ashes, a sour black cherry flavored candy that’s kind of like pixie stix, only if instead of pretending that pixie stix are cocaine (come on, you know you have – not that we condone that sort of thing, of course), you pretend they are your creepy uncle’s ashes while you scarf this “treat” down. Yeah, that’s much better.
6. BeanBoozled Jelly Beans
Remember Every Favor Beans from the Harry Potter series? This one is just like that! Only you will not know what favor you got your hands on, cause they are the same color. Definitely not a nice Halloween candy to give away, but a hilariously fun way to entertain yourself and some friends! A few of the Jelly Belly BeanBoozled flavor pairings are: Canned Dog Food – Chocolate Pudding, Skunk Spray – Licorice, Rotten Egg – Buttered Popcorn, Booger – Juicy Pear, Moldy Cheese – Caramel Corn. This is another thing I would DEFINITELY want to try out with a few friends. For the fun, you see.7. Bible Bar
Okay, there are people who take things too far. I think this is one of those cases. I have no idea what this actually is, but apparently it contains wheat, barley, raisins, honey, figs, pomegranates and olive oil.8. Suplitol Tongkat Ali Sex Gum for Men
Remember that breast candy the Japanese made? The same people made this one too! (Surprise, surprise!) Hot Tongkat Ali is a gum produced for men who wish to remain young, strong, and virile for a lifetime. Increase your testosterone naturally and get back that sexual performance you had when you were younger... I've no idea who the hell comes up with these stuff, but congratulations! You're product will be remembered as one of the most representative things of this age.9. Camel Balls!
I just... LOL...10. Baby candies
Okay, I don't actually know where these are sold, but I find it a little bit disturbing. I don't think I would be able to even get close to those things...
