May the New Year bring you peace and happiness. May it place some money in your pockets, give you some tickets to one or two nice vacation spots, put a whole bunch of books on your shelves and get you enough warm socks to last the year! May it bring very nice television shows, better up the music and give the idiots around us a bunch of health so we can be able to compare ourselves with them. May the New Year bring more events that can be criticized, and more people who can understand sarcasm.
And most of all, may all your troubles last as much as your New Year resolutions.
